Run! Bitch Run! – Grindhouse? More like outhouse

Here we have a film that’s aspiring to be a grindhouse movie.

Two girls are missionaries. They’re directed to a town that “needs some religion”. This is followed by some unnecessary nudity. There’s a woman shown taking a shower before she opens the door only to turn the girls away. This sets the tone of this ridiculously stupid film.

The girls end up knocking on the door of a brothel. This gives the film more time to display some pointless nudity and sex scenes. The girls are suddenly captured by the brothel owners and made to endure a good amount of sex, violence and violent sex.

The more timid of the two girls (I couldn’t even tell you if the characters have names) is viciously raped and set out to run naked in the wild. We see several scenes of her running around naked. She then ends up in a hospital and of course comes back to take revenge.

Add a dash of non-existent cinematography, terrible acting and copious amounts of soft core nudity and you have a pointless waste of 90 minutes that was committed to celluloid (or probably digital film). At no point does the viewer care about these girls or feel that the villains are real. All we get is a cheap revenge plot that’s been done before (see I Spit On Your Grave). The ending is a pathetic attempt to try to shock the audience.

I really cannot recommend this film unless you have 90 free minutes that you’d like to fill up with some disjointed scenery of breasts and violence. If you really want your violence and sexuality I’d recommend watching Tarentino’s Death Proof instead. He makes a fine film within a notoriously bad genre. This film aspires to be grindhouse and ends up even worse.

No stars (not a single one deserved here)

Trailer

Director – Joseph Guzman

2 thoughts on “Run! Bitch Run! – Grindhouse? More like outhouse

  1. Edward Boe

    Is nudity ever really unnecessary? Truthfully, there can be unpleasant nudity, although it might be argued that it is meant to be unpleasant, and therefore necessary.

    Either way, good review. I think I like writing and reading reviews of bad movies even more than the good ones, unfortunately that means you have to watch them.

Leave a comment